i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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