windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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