people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
