I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
bring money and cleavage
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Randomize
