I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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