My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Boobs are out for the taking
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
