I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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