Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
should my penis look like a turkey
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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