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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  He was spoon feeding me wine all night.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...

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• (716): View more from New York

  i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.

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