apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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