Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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