gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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