u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
