i permit you to call me
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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