either way he was missing a nipple.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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