Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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