The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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