That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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