He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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