dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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