I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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