I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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