high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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