doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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