he puts the penis in happiness.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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