fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I could have mohawked her pubes.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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