How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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