you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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