This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
