I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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