I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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