Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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