he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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