Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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