thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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