I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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