I CAN MOONWALK!
I understand Curling. That high.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I didn't notice because vodka
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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