So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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