And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
