New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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