so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize