How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize