we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Apparently you make a good broom.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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