I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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