You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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