I think scott just propositioned me for sex
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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