Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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