She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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