I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Text me some of your sweat
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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