she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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