wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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