I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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