Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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