I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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