I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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