We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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