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god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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