why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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