I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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