you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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