...so i touched it.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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